tintumon jokes

Pinki mol: Da ee short dress ittappol njan valare cheruppam aayi thonunnillae???
Tintumon: ee dress idadhe nikkuvanel ninne new born baby ennoke thonum…try cheyyu…..

Teacher- Mullaperiyaar dam ile jala nirappu kurakkan endha oru vazhi?
Tintu-Dam ile vellathil oru 100000 litr brandy kalakakkuga…pinne naatukar thanne kudichu vatticholum…..!!!

 

 

 

 

Teacher : what comes before 8 ?
Tintu : Ende School Bus..

 

 

Tintu-”hridhayam thagarnirikkunnavanu verum pachavellam…. chumma nokki nilkunnavanu chayayum vadayum Kuttan-”evidathe karyamada nee parayane? Tintumon-”exam hallile karyam”

 

 

 

Tintumon: custmrcare alle? ente aniyan sim card vizhungi.
Girl: athinu njangalenthu venam.
Tinu: Avan samsarikunund. . Paisa povuo. . .?.

 

 

 

Teacher: Keralathinu Pavakkayude shape aanu.
Tintu: Pakshe Kariveeppilayude vidhiyaanu



Tintumon: Oh my God 2012-elenkilum enikku joli kittenname.Joli kittiyal njan ninakku pushanjali kazhichekkam
God: Ethu pushpamannu
Tintu: Ente wife Pushpa.Enikku avallekondu maduthu.


teacher-” da tintu..innathe examil nee nannayi answer ezhudhiyo?
tintumon- “3 answers krithyamayi ezhudhiyitund…
teachr- ” aaha good..edhoke chodhyam?
tintumon- ” name,.roll numbr, date…!!!