ഓള് തട്ടാമിട്ടാല് പിന്നെ ചുറ്റുമുള്ളതൊന്നും കാണുല്ലാ ..........
അതെന്താടാ ഓള് തട്ടം നിന്റെ മുഖാതാണോ ഇട്ടതു ......?
അതെന്താടാ ഓള് തട്ടം നിന്റെ മുഖാതാണോ ഇട്ടതു ......?
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Sunday, January 15, 2012
tintumon jokes
Pinki mol: Da ee short dress ittappol njan valare cheruppam aayi thonunnillae???
Tintumon: ee dress idadhe nikkuvanel ninne new born baby ennoke thonum…try cheyyu…..
Tintumon: ee dress idadhe nikkuvanel ninne new born baby ennoke thonum…try cheyyu…..
Teacher- Mullaperiyaar dam ile jala nirappu kurakkan endha oru vazhi?
Tintu-Dam ile vellathil oru 100000 litr brandy kalakakkuga…pinne naatukar thanne kudichu vatticholum…..!!!
Tintu-Dam ile vellathil oru 100000 litr brandy kalakakkuga…pinne naatukar thanne kudichu vatticholum…..!!!
Teacher : what comes before 8 ?
Tintu : Ende School Bus..
Tintu : Ende School Bus..
Tintu-”hridhayam thagarnirikkunnavanu verum pachavellam…. chumma nokki nilkunnavanu chayayum vadayum Kuttan-”evidathe karyamada nee parayane? Tintumon-”exam hallile karyam”
Tintumon: custmrcare alle? ente aniyan sim card vizhungi.
Girl: athinu njangalenthu venam.
Tinu: Avan samsarikunund. . Paisa povuo. . .?.
Girl: athinu njangalenthu venam.
Tinu: Avan samsarikunund. . Paisa povuo. . .?.
Teacher: Keralathinu Pavakkayude shape aanu.
Tintu: Pakshe Kariveeppilayude vidhiyaanu
Tintumon: Oh my God 2012-elenkilum enikku joli kittenname.Joli kittiyal njan ninakku pushanjali kazhichekkam
God: Ethu pushpamannu
Tintu: Ente wife Pushpa.Enikku avallekondu maduthu.
teacher-” da tintu..innathe examil nee nannayi answer ezhudhiyo?
tintumon- “3 answers krithyamayi ezhudhiyitund…
teachr- ” aaha good..edhoke chodhyam?
tintumon- ” name,.roll numbr, date…!!!
Tintu: Pakshe Kariveeppilayude vidhiyaanu
Tintumon: Oh my God 2012-elenkilum enikku joli kittenname.Joli kittiyal njan ninakku pushanjali kazhichekkam
God: Ethu pushpamannu
Tintu: Ente wife Pushpa.Enikku avallekondu maduthu.
teacher-” da tintu..innathe examil nee nannayi answer ezhudhiyo?
tintumon- “3 answers krithyamayi ezhudhiyitund…
teachr- ” aaha good..edhoke chodhyam?
tintumon- ” name,.roll numbr, date…!!!
Facebook is a social networking service and website launched in February 2004, operated and privately owned by Facebook, Inc.[1] As of January 2012[update], Facebook has more than 800 million active users.[6] Users must register before using the site, after which they may create a personal profile, add other users as friends, and exchange messages, including automatic notifications when they update their profile. Additionally, users may join common-interest user groups, organized by workplace, school or college, or other characteristics, and categorize their friends into lists such as "People From Work" or "Close Friends". The name of the service stems from the colloquial name for the book given to students at the start of the academic year by some university administrations in the United States to help students get to know each other. Facebook allows any users who declare themselves to be at least 13 years old to become registered users of the site.[7]
Facebook was founded by Mark Zuckerberg with his college roommates and fellow students Eduardo Saverin, Dustin Moskovitz and Chris Hughes.[8] The Web site's membership was initially limited by the founders to Harvard students, but was expanded to other colleges in the Boston area, the Ivy League, and Stanford University. It gradually added support for students at various other universities before opening to high school students, and eventually to anyone aged 13 and over. However, based on ConsumersReports.org in May 2011, there are 7.5 million children under 13 with accounts, violating the site's terms of service.[9]
A January 2009 Compete.com study ranked Facebook as the most used social networking service by worldwide monthly active users.[10] Entertainment Weekly included the site on its end-of-the-decade "best-of" list, saying, "How on earth did we stalk our exes, remember our co-workers' birthdays, bug our friends, and play a rousing game of Scrabulous before Facebook?"[11] Quantcast estimates Facebook has 138.9 million monthly unique U.S. visitors in May 2011.[12] According to Social Media Today, in April 2010 an estimated 41.6% of the U.S. population had a Facebook account.[13] Nevertheless, Facebook's market growth started to stall in some regions, with the site losing 7 million active users in the United States and Canada in May 2011.[14]
Facebook was founded by Mark Zuckerberg with his college roommates and fellow students Eduardo Saverin, Dustin Moskovitz and Chris Hughes.[8] The Web site's membership was initially limited by the founders to Harvard students, but was expanded to other colleges in the Boston area, the Ivy League, and Stanford University. It gradually added support for students at various other universities before opening to high school students, and eventually to anyone aged 13 and over. However, based on ConsumersReports.org in May 2011, there are 7.5 million children under 13 with accounts, violating the site's terms of service.[9]
A January 2009 Compete.com study ranked Facebook as the most used social networking service by worldwide monthly active users.[10] Entertainment Weekly included the site on its end-of-the-decade "best-of" list, saying, "How on earth did we stalk our exes, remember our co-workers' birthdays, bug our friends, and play a rousing game of Scrabulous before Facebook?"[11] Quantcast estimates Facebook has 138.9 million monthly unique U.S. visitors in May 2011.[12] According to Social Media Today, in April 2010 an estimated 41.6% of the U.S. population had a Facebook account.[13] Nevertheless, Facebook's market growth started to stall in some regions, with the site losing 7 million active users in the United States and Canada in May 2011.[14]
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| Type | Private |
|---|---|
| Founded | Cambridge, Massachusetts, United States (2004)[1] |
| Founder(s) | |
| Headquarters | Menlo Park, California, U.S. |
| Area served | Worldwide |
| Key people |
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| Industry | Internet |
| Revenue |  US$ 4.27 billion (2011 est.)[2] |
| Employees | 3000+ (2011)[3] |
| Website | Facebook.com |
| IPv6 support | www.v6.facebook.com |
| Alexa rank |  2 (January 2012[update])[4] |
| Type of site | Social networking service |
| Advertising | Banner ads, referral marketing, casual games |
| Registration | Required |
| Users | 800 million[5] (active in September 2011) |
| Available in | Multilingual |
| Launched | February 4, 2004 |
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
facebook status
6 keys to a Good relationship is friendship, freedom, honesty, trust, understanding, and communication
The worst thing I ever tried was being normal
Biggest Mystery of Maths, 1000s of years passed, Millions of theorems derived, Millions of formulas made, But still, X is unknown!
Sunday, December 25, 2011
pain
പറഞ്ഞ ആ ദുഷ്ടക്ക് അറിയില്ലല്ലോ കഷ്ടപ്പെട്ട് ഇഷ്ടമാണെന്ന് പറഞ്ഞവന്റെ വേദന
Friday, December 9, 2011
.ഒരുപാടു ആലോചിച്ചപ്പോള് അവനും തോന്നി അതാണ് ശരി എന്ന് ......
പിന്നെ അവന് ഒന്നും ചിന്തിച്ചില്ല . തീരുമാനം തീരുമാനം തന്നെ .......
ഇനി തനിക്കു എന്ത് നോക്കാന് . ആരെ നോക്കാന് .
എന്തോ തിരുമാനിച്ചതുപോലെ അവന് നടന്നു.
റോഡില് എത്തിയപ്പോള് അവന് രണ്ടും കല്പിച്ചു ഓടി .
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ഓടികിതച്ചു അവന് പോയി നിന്ന് ബീവരേജിനു മുന്നില് .
മദ്യം അവനു എന്തിനും ഒരു പരിഹാരമായിരുന്നു .......................... :)
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